When the Lions ruin your Christmas , you make a song about it.
I present to you the 12 Days of Detroit Lions Christmas
On the First Day of Christmas the Lions gave to me, one playoff win in history
On the second day of Christmas the Lions gave to me, two early retirements
On the third of Christmas the Lions gave to me, three three and outs
On the fourth day of Christmas the Lions gave to me, four NFL Titles
On the fifth day of Christmas the Lions gave to me, five Prater Swings
On the sixth day of Christmas the Lions gave to me, 6 the other way
On the seventh day of Christmas the Lions gave to me, Drafting Roy Williams
On the eighth day of Christmas the Lions gave to me, eight winning coaches
On the ninth day of Christmas the Lions gave to me, Nine Stafford hurries
On the tenth day of Christmas the Lions gave to me, ten men on the field
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Lions gave to me, eleven blown leads
On the 12th day of Christmas the Lions gave to me, twelve playoff appearances
